satan: now remember girls, when you're arguing with someone, it's crucial that you call then "hun" as many times as possible, never forget to correct their grammar and spelling, and make sure to end each insult with a smiley face.
satan: go forth
mom: hey can you call the-
me: NO I CAN'T
me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME OH MY GOD
me: OH GOD
me: NO SERIOUSLY DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS I'M GOING TO THROW UP I SWEAR TO GOD
me: I LITERALLY CAN'T OH MY GOD YOU DO IT I CAN'T DO THIS PLEASE
Them: I don't think kids should be exposed to gay relationships.
You: Why not?
Them: It's introducing children to sexuality! They're too young for that!
You: So when a prince and princess kiss in a Disney movie, are they introduced to sexuality? When the prince and the princess get married and have a child, is that introducing your child to sexuality?
Them: NO! But if they see a man and a man, or a woman and a woman together... they're going to start asking questions! Like how a man and a man can... you know, do anything together.
You: You think the only thing people think when they see a gay couple is "I wonder how they have sex"? Furthermore, you think a CHILD is going to even know what that means? When the prince and the princess kiss, does your 4 year old daughter ask, "mommy, how do people have intercourse"? No. She just sees two people in love. If you remember when you were a kid, you probably didn't think about sex every time you saw two people happy together.
Them: But it'll bring up all kinds of questions, it'll confuse my child!
You: Then be a fucking parent and explain it to your child. The only question that might be brought up is "mom, why don't you want gay people to be happy?". And when you don't have a good answer for that question, you can look your child in the eye and say "It's because I'm a bigot".
Normal people playing video games: Oh wow this is fun!
Me playing video games: MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK
DO IT PLEASE.
♂: i am a boy who has a crush on you
♀: i am a girl who has a crush on you
✂: just delete your tumblr already
✌: you’re awesome
♡: i love your blog
❁: you’re beautiful
✓: i hate you
☹: you’re ugly
☀: i want to fuck you
♬: i wish we were close
♧: i wish we were friends in real life
☆: i relate to a lot of the same things you go through
☮: you inspire me